Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
We don't watch enough power rangers
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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