Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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