I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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