she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
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she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
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Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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