Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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