I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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