It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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