Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.