laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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