And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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