So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
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There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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