I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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