I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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