Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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