he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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