I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I wish there were birth control emojis
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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