Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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