it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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