ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
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