You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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