I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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