We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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