On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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