terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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