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i just wanna soil my oats bro
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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