I think I won the penis lottery.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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