How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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