When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
third nipple confirmed
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
