Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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