You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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