there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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