I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
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you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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