Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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