school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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