Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
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