used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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