We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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