there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
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I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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