Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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