this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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