Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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