After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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