We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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