So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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