Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
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If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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