Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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