Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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