Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Just invented taco cereal.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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