she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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