you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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