That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I have tasted many bathrooms
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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