I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
accomplished twins. life is a go
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Randomize
