The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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