So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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