I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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