She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
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